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40 Interesting, Fun Quotes about the Female Orgasm


Trying to find the perfect words to describe the “Big O”? Then look no further than our list of quotes about the female orgasm.

Far be it from this humble writer to believe he has all the answers to the whys, wherefores, and what-the-hells of the female orgasm, when so many far more qualified and illustrious individuals have offered their own particular takes on the subject. So without any further ado, here follows a list of the top 40 female orgasm quotes available anywhere on the net.

#1 “The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor?”

#2 “Great spiritual teachers throughout the ages have stated that orgasm is the closest some people come to a spiritual experience because of the momentary loss of self. Why is this true? Because with spiritual sex, you move beyond orgasm into a connection with yourself, your partner, and the divine — recognizing them all as one.”

#3 “In my next life, I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as a female orgasm.”

#4 “A woman’s orgasm is such a fragile thing, dependent as much upon her mind as on her clitoris.”

#5 “I’ve faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I’ve faked not having an orgasm.”

#6 “That’s your orgasm talking… You’re not really in love with me.”

#7 “Some guys assume that they made this one girl orgasm by doing this one thing and now they do it to every woman they get with. If it doesn’t work on you, then something about you must be broken.”
Roberto Hogue

#8 “I’ve met guys like you before. They talk the talk but, well… talking doesn’t exactly get people to orgasm, does it?”

#9 “I’d heard him tell a woman who complained he never helped her achieve orgasm that she should treasure the memory of her last orgasm, since it probably predated the French Revolution.”

#10 “I’m just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.”

#11 “It was not until much later when, after a deep and satisfying orgasm, I suddenly realized the true meaning of the fairy tale and the nature of the magic kiss of which it speaks.”

#12 “When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I’ll be first in line.”

#13 “The feelings in love and the orgasm in sex are the supernatural powers inside every one of us.”

#14 “Q. How do you give a woman an orgasm? A. Who cares!!!”

#15 “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.”

#16 “Many women don’t know what orgasm is. Many men don’t know was total orgasm is. Many only achieve a local orgasm, a genital orgasm. Just a small ripple in the genitals, and finished. It is not like possession when the whole body moves into a whirlpool and you are lost in the abyss. For a few moments, time stops and the mind does not function. For a few moments, you do not know who you are. Then it is a total orgasm.”

#17 “You can’t do it all. No one can have two full-time jobs, have perfect children, cook three meals, and be multi-orgasmic ’til dawn… Superwoman is the adversary of the women’s movement.”

#18 “Orgasm for women is like coal *or an oven*, and men like a microwave… you just push the button.”

#19 “I hate having to be someplace on time, it takes away so many potential orgasms.”

#20 “Now pierced is her virgin zone. She feels the foe within it. She hears a broken amorous groan, the panting lover’s fainting moan, just in the happy minute.”

#21 “Writing is like making love. Don’t worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process.”

#22 “There’s few problems an orgasm won’t solve.”

#23 “At the moment of orgasm, you are living fully and totally in the present. An orgasm is anticipated, like the sunrise on a new day, and unexpected, like winning a prize in a competition you can’t recall having entered. Time freezes and there isn’t a feeling of loss, a void, a little death, but a reminder that of all human activity, none is more perfect.”

#24 “I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm.”

#25 “There’s more to sex, the really good kind, than orgasms.”

#26 “Sex is not wrong. Sex is not dirty. Not even sex in a public place with a man you barely know. It’s not. Sex is a gift, a built-in human pleasure, something to enjoy and cherish and utilize. Sex rejuvenates. Sex replenishes. Orgasms are just one more miraculous function our body provides, no more shameful than a sneeze or the beating of our hearts.”

#27 “A woman’s sexuality is not at all like a man’s. A man can literally f**k a watermelon and come. If you put enough friction on his c**k, in some semblance of a rhythm, he will orgasm. It’s a no-brainer.”

#28 “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.”

#29 “Electric flesh-arrows… traversing the body. A rainbow of color strikes the eyelids. A foam of music falls over the ears. It is the gong of the orgasm.”

#30 “The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there’s nobody to talk to during an orgasm.”

#31 “It takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm, but only 15 to say, ‘It’s called a clitoris and it’s right here.’”

#32 “Orgasms are so much stronger when tempered in the flames of darkened desires and cooled in the waters of emotions.”

#33 “When you are single, you never have to ask for permission to orgasm.”

#34 “The orgasm is simply when the body does take over.”

#35 “Orgasms make such pretty bows to presents.”
#36 “Many lovers are ‘off to the races:’ Hurtling towards orgasm, they miss the excitement of sensual meanderings along the way.”

#37 “It’s amazing the attitude adjustment the right orgasm can bring.”
#38 “My wife says she would never fake an orgasm—but if I want her to, she’s willing to fake faking one.”

#39 “It was orgasm through masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.”

#40 “Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.”

To some, the female orgasm is an elusive and mysterious beast like the Loch Ness monster. To others, it’s something to indulge in and be enjoyed. But either way, it has been the focus of observation for generations.

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